SOS

I feel as if I can't write anything even midly entertaining/witty/worth any lols whatsoever, maybe because I'm on the verge of going into some state of insanity with this ridiculous illness I've had for five days and haven't seen my friends at all AT ALL. I feel like pure and utter shit.
The only plus side of being off school is Jeremy Kyle and Loose Women, which makes me think that to leave school at 16 and have no job and probably just live of benefits of whatever wouldn't be so bad.

I want someone at my beck and call with smoothies and chocolate and lucozade and ice cream, any offers let me know please, I'll repay you in a karaoke performance of Bon Jovi or something.

So basically over the past five days the most exciting thing that's happend to me is M.I.A retweeted me gfuiwhbgibrfinearlycried.

Mega small, click to see the proudest moment of my twitter life YA

Because of my current death like state I think it's highly unlikely I'll be able to go to school in my totally bangin' sports relief outfit, or go to my friends party which I was planning on wearing a tiger kigu to, my life is officially shit and over if I don't recover over night.

This was me before I caught the plague, enthusiasm in sports wear.

If anyone has any tips or remedies to make me feel less poo like they'd be much appreciated.

Robyn x

PS, I won't be suprised if you don't ever want to hear from me again after the sweatband photo

Skippin' Town

Someone should invent a greeting better than hey and less embarassing than hey home dogz please.
<<enter excuses for lack of blogging here>> ..basically I'm just really slack okay.
My friend had this totally cool party the other day for her 16th, hiring out a VW getting our hair done and having a photoshoot, standard. The hairdressers were for sure bitching about my matted and generally minging hair, and I felt mega sorry for the boy who had to wash it.
Also I went to see the Queen on Monday, she's well small in real life lol. Spent the day running riot around London with year 7 and 8's and being all touristy and stuff, lets just leave it at that.

I've been trying this new thing on weekdays where I go to sleep at 8pm and wake up at 4.30am, do my homework then go to school, it's the way forward I'm telling you. Only 25 school days left until study leave I believe! (rhyming unintended, cringee.)
That's all for now, lacking in inspiration and personality need lucozade tablets or similar
PS don't try glaceau vitamin water fruit punch flavour it's bloody disgusting
x